the winner is ...

and the gayboys have it

well done joe - look at Cheryl

George does it best

he dreams of Christmas and we dream at his voice. What an amazing singer. We forgive his lack of support for Joe last night (almost)

Joe has climbed high

Still proving that it's difficult to rock out the final number, Joe did Miley proud. We think he outsung Olly. But it's a girl's song so the gays rocked it

olly stugggles

the rumours are true - he hates The Climb and, let's face it, Olly is not a Miley Cirus fan. But he really did not rock this final number

Leona lives it again

Not sure about the background VT's, but reminded us that this show really does make stars if y0u have the talent (Leon anyone?). Although it was a bit deep - but as usual she belted it out at the end

Bad boy chart toppers support Alexandra

Proving that winning is not always a guarantee of chart success, JLS who are whipping Alexandra in the charts, gave a great girating performance tonight. If Joe and Olly can do that we will be with them all the way. But no one has legs like her (well, maybe Stacey)

Don't stop beliving in Joe

Pitch perfect and looking like a little bundle of Newcastle joy, Joe didn't stop believing. He has everything. The best voice on the stage

Olly works it all out

Reprising the song that we thought was a little bit shit, Olly surrounded himself with a bevy of beautiful birds (taking notes from Simon). Wouldn't have been our choice, but his moves were ace. He shook it baby

The real winners of X Factor

Our boys Jedward

final fashion fix

so after two fashion tribes going to war, Dannii had to tonight in a fabulous gold number, with Cheryl in a vampire inspired black. But love, run a comb through your hair

X Factor Finalists Duet Partners Revealed

So if you are going to watch the show tomorrow (and please tell me who isn't?), you will see George Michael singing with hot favourite Joe, Stacey will sing along with Michael Buble and Robbie Williams will give it large with new best mate Olly.

We can't wait!

Tiger wants his privacy

As Tiger Woods' mum heads into Florida to have a word with her son, he is rumoured to be heading off with his wife for a make or break holiday on his luxury boat - aptly named Privacy. Today in American, a tenth woman came forward claiming to have had an affair with the pro golfer.

Geri Goes Ding Dong

Geri Halliwell is certainly getting frisky with Christmas spirit as she throws a Christmas party with Playboy bunnies serving the drinks over the weekend. Guests included Alan Carr (with a new mystery man), Simon Fuller (ex Spice Girls Manager) and Nicky Chapman (ex Pop Idol Judge who works for 19 Mgt with Simon)

DJ out

After weeks of negative comments we are glad to see Danyl go tonight. The right people are in our final next week - can't wait!

Cheryl and Ashley split

thanks to buzzer girl Clare for telling us about Cheryl. She kicked Ashley out last night, after his fling from last year sold her story to the newspapers. Now we know why she's lost the style wars this year. Cheryl, you go and be single girl - you can do better

Janet on X Factor the resutls show

A bit disappointed that it was an old song tonight from Janet - who didn't bother dressing up for the occasion, wearing something you might see in jail which made her bum look enormous. Nice hair though - Cheryl take note.

She wants your love

telling us she wants out love, we are happy to give it to the girl who gives Madonna a run for her money. Buzzer Girl Julia says she has lollypop syndrome, but we loved the live singing and full on show. Go GaGa. You drag queen you.

Semi final style wars

So we are just going to ignore Dannii's hair - Star Wars raises its' head again- but what is Louis' tie all about?

Stylist hangover?

X Factor live

sorry we are late - having a party

Buzzerboy on Come Dine With Me

Reality TV addicts beware - Buzzer Boy is on Come Dine With Me on More 4 this afternoon

http://www.channel4.com/food/on-tv/come-dine-with-me/series-1/london-2/michael-o-keefe-s-menu_p_1.html

Louis and Cheryl - the real story

We love this hilarious spoof of Cheryl and Louis.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dgH3T1rBGjE

I'm a Celebrity and I'm in trouble

News has reached us to today that the ITV 1 programme I'm a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here may face prosecution on Oz. During the series, which has scored lowly in this year's ratings, the contestants were so hungry that they caught and killed a rat. The Australian RSPCA is considering taking the producers to court for cruelty to animals. What about the poor live cockroach that the new Jungle King Gino ate in the bushtucker trial on Friday night, is what we say.

Who will be in the final?

We think that Stacey is at risk and maybe Danyl. What do you think?

Does anyone else think Joe's teeth are a bit Dracula like?

DJ has a final go

Coming back after what we think was not a great first song, Danyl got emotional on the intro VT (like me like me i am human) he sang a song to reply to all his critics. But it didn't work for us. A little bit like a cruise line cabaret show. Sorry - we think he talented but it didn't happen for us. And what was Simon's face all about?

Stacey has a second chance

Wow the girl from Dagenham looked and sounded like a superstar. She has to go through please - even just to see her hilarious sister in the VT next week! Her brother is quite hot too.

But did she leave her napkin tucked into her dress before she went on stage?

Joe's second go

Clearly the best singer in the competition, Joe was (again) note perfect and gave us a hint of what he might do musically if he were to win. It was a power balled with his cute little sway. The best of the night and it all seemed effortless and the judges looked stunned

Olly goes for it in round two

Firstly what was that tiny tie all about? His moves looked a bit Queen back in the day crossed with someone having a fit, but we ask ourselves whose album would buy? His.

He looked so confident and in control (which cannot be said for the camera man who seemed to drop the camera at one point).

A final place performance we think.

DJ loves a semi

So Danyl is within touching distance of his dream and the theme tonight was perfect was him. He belted out Man in the Mirror. A difficult start which showed in Simon's face. Rocking leather pants, and doing the trick with the microphone, we don't think it was good enough. We think he's at risk tonight.

Stacey did Dannii proud

How did she get into the semi-final? How short was the skirt? All was answered in that performance! But we think her nerves showed through and the moves were a bit to self-conscious. Shame cos we love her and are backing the girl from Dagenham.

Geordie Joe

The cute little 'younger brother' of our Cheryl came out and showed us what his lungs can do. He was note perfect and commanded the stage. Cheryl should be proud. Well done Joe. But why was she the only one standing at the end?

Olly round one

Coming out and doing his Michael Jackson moves to full perfection, Olly showed us he is serious about never going back to that call centre. But we think he started too low and his nerves showed. He looked a bit like a sailor from HMS X Factor. Enough to get him through? We think so, but the backing dancers were ridiculous

Who won the style war this week in X Factor semi final?

Looking like she couldn't decide what outfit to wear, so put on half of both and in desperate need of a comb, our Cheryl was trashed by an elegant Dannii in a decline of the Roman empire off the shoulder number

Leona has not got the fashion factor

Leona Lewis made a bit of a fashion faux pas outside Radio 1 studios - a white bra under a black top. Under the glare of the pap lights, her mistake stood out for all to see

George quits the jungle

Hollywood heart throb George Hamilton has quit I'm a Celebrity, making him the third person to walk out of the jungle. After winning a phonecall to his girlfriend in a task, he told Kim he missed her too much and was thinking of leaving. Tonight Sabrina and Justin are up for the chop. Who will go - you decide

Ga Ga has got it

Well, there is a new Queen of Pop - or at least live shows, as Lady Gaga launched her Monster Ball tour in Montreal yesterday. We can't wait to see her next week on X Factor.

David Hasslehoff in lock down

We hear that David Hasselhoff has been sectioned after a seven day drinking bender which resulted in a seizure on Friday night.

tiger woods car crash photos

We go these photos from gossip site TMZ. Here is the state of his car, after he crashed it into a fire hydrant outside his home. Rumours are that his wife suspected he was having an affair with a New York socialite and lashed out at Tiger's car with golf clubs

and the act we are sending home tonight is...

It was about time; we loved his growth over the last few weeks, but he really can't cut the mustard, so good night Lloyd. We will see you again we are sure. And thousands of teenage girls and gay boys will want that too. And they will get the chance to see him at London's GAY next Saturday where he will be performing (!)

And what a nice pat from Danyl to commiserate. I am sure he will look after him tonight

Rihanna and Cruella

Channeling Cuella de Ville from One Hundred and One Dalmations, our favourite Barbadan lady pulled out all the stops and was very much Queen of the X Factor tonight. Not sure about the blond hair, but she does have the longest eye lashes show business doesn't she? Smoking hot and so glad she got away from that nasty Chris Brown

She's from New York don't you know?

Singing live and, for once, not pre-recorded Alecia Keys told us she was from New York with a bulldog chain about her neck. But, as she told us twice, she was "so glad to be with you 'al tonight". Not quite digging the red leather get up (made her tits look flat) and there was a gouch of camel toe methinks?

Simon dissing Cheryl?

Cheryl "Admit it, you're under threat"

Simon"No, I just admit when someone is good. Unlike you"

Subliminal message that Cheryl is crap?

Cheryl love you've got something on your shoulder

With Dannii doing a La Roux hairdo and Simon in what looks like an M&S grey suit, Cheryl had to have impact this week. And so she has gone for a pile it on the shoulder number, with ruffs galore. Let's see what it looks like under the table on X-tra Factor later - will she still be flashing to the audience at home?

Girl power

Stacey looked a sexy little babe tonight and matched Leona note for note. Shut up Simon Cowell, she rocked

Jo is our winner

reprising the song that got him on the show - Joe blew us away with Sorry tonight. He owned the song, the stage and the audience. He, again, stole the show tonight.

We like Saturday night too

Looking every inch the sexy f++cker he is, Olly told us he liked Saturday night, surrouded by boxing dancers, he proved to us that he should be in our Saturday night next week.

Bring out your kids

Oversinging our favourite song and not finding the beginning note, DJ belted out this second song with a choir of kids. If the public don't like you, get some kids to back you up. But is was a belting performance and we think will see him into next week

lloyd Still Standing

A bit pub singalong, but loved teh moves. He looked so cute, but come on, it's the semi final next week. He has to go this week?

stacey lit up the stars

Stacey was fantastic - loved the staging and the vocals. Much better than last week and really deserving a place in the final. She could be the winner? We would be happy to see the girl from Essex go all the way

Joe is magic

Note perfect and a little camp, Geordie Joe was magic tonight. He delivered yet again - but is he a pop star? Loved the dancers in the frame!

Olly back on top

Olly started off singing to an extremely happy girl in the front row. The confidence is back, he worked an unknown Take That number, but we don't think he was as exciting as usual. Round two will be interesting

Lloyd is our man

Well, pulling out all the stops Lloyd came behind Danyl and showed us why Cheryl chose him to begin with. He has really grown up and looked like a popstar who deserved to be in X Factor. This is a worrying - might he survive till next week?

Danyl Johnson

First big uptempo song, and proving Cheryl that she was wrong to call him "not capable", DJ (as we hear he is known outside the show) Danyl shook his arse for all he was worth. But a bit of a breathless rendition - can he survive?

finally worth a hair contract

Well done Cheryl, Danni has rocked a simple bob all series and finally you get it right. And we love you again

Nice head - what about the body Demi Moore

We love a good Cougar (and who wouldn't want to live with Ashton Kutcher?), but we love latest gossip about her W Magazine cover. Rocking a killer bod, there have been claims that it is in fact not hers, but that of model Anja Rubik. And nobody's hips go in like that!