Sunday 13 December 2009

the winner is ...


and the gayboys have it

well done joe - look at Cheryl

George does it best


he dreams of Christmas and we dream at his voice. What an amazing singer. We forgive his lack of support for Joe last night (almost)

Joe has climbed high


Still proving that it's difficult to rock out the final number, Joe did Miley proud. We think he outsung Olly. But it's a girl's song so the gays rocked it

olly stugggles


the rumours are true - he hates The Climb and, let's face it, Olly is not a Miley Cirus fan. But he really did not rock this final number

Leona lives it again


Not sure about the background VT's, but reminded us that this show really does make stars if y0u have the talent (Leon anyone?). Although it was a bit deep - but as usual she belted it out at the end

Bad boy chart toppers support Alexandra


Proving that winning is not always a guarantee of chart success, JLS who are whipping Alexandra in the charts, gave a great girating performance tonight. If Joe and Olly can do that we will be with them all the way. But no one has legs like her (well, maybe Stacey)

Don't stop beliving in Joe



Pitch perfect and looking like a little bundle of Newcastle joy, Joe didn't stop believing. He has everything. The best voice on the stage

Olly works it all out



Reprising the song that we thought was a little bit shit, Olly surrounded himself with a bevy of beautiful birds (taking notes from Simon). Wouldn't have been our choice, but his moves were ace. He shook it baby

The real winners of X Factor


Our boys Jedward

final fashion fix


so after two fashion tribes going to war, Dannii had to tonight in a fabulous gold number, with Cheryl in a vampire inspired black. But love, run a comb through your hair

Friday 11 December 2009

X Factor Finalists Duet Partners Revealed


So if you are going to watch the show tomorrow (and please tell me who isn't?), you will see George Michael singing with hot favourite Joe, Stacey will sing along with Michael Buble and Robbie Williams will give it large with new best mate Olly.

We can't wait!

Tiger wants his privacy


As Tiger Woods' mum heads into Florida to have a word with her son, he is rumoured to be heading off with his wife for a make or break holiday on his luxury boat - aptly named Privacy. Today in American, a tenth woman came forward claiming to have had an affair with the pro golfer.

Monday 7 December 2009

Geri Goes Ding Dong


Geri Halliwell is certainly getting frisky with Christmas spirit as she throws a Christmas party with Playboy bunnies serving the drinks over the weekend. Guests included Alan Carr (with a new mystery man), Simon Fuller (ex Spice Girls Manager) and Nicky Chapman (ex Pop Idol Judge who works for 19 Mgt with Simon)

Sunday 6 December 2009

DJ out


After weeks of negative comments we are glad to see Danyl go tonight. The right people are in our final next week - can't wait!

Cheryl and Ashley split

thanks to buzzer girl Clare for telling us about Cheryl. She kicked Ashley out last night, after his fling from last year sold her story to the newspapers. Now we know why she's lost the style wars this year. Cheryl, you go and be single girl - you can do better

Janet on X Factor the resutls show


A bit disappointed that it was an old song tonight from Janet - who didn't bother dressing up for the occasion, wearing something you might see in jail which made her bum look enormous. Nice hair though - Cheryl take note.

She wants your love


telling us she wants out love, we are happy to give it to the girl who gives Madonna a run for her money. Buzzer Girl Julia says she has lollypop syndrome, but we loved the live singing and full on show. Go GaGa. You drag queen you.

Semi final style wars


So we are just going to ignore Dannii's hair - Star Wars raises its' head again- but what is Louis' tie all about?

Stylist hangover?

X Factor live

sorry we are late - having a party

Buzzerboy on Come Dine With Me


Reality TV addicts beware - Buzzer Boy is on Come Dine With Me on More 4 this afternoon

http://www.channel4.com/food/on-tv/come-dine-with-me/series-1/london-2/michael-o-keefe-s-menu_p_1.html

Louis and Cheryl - the real story



We love this hilarious spoof of Cheryl and Louis.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dgH3T1rBGjE

I'm a Celebrity and I'm in trouble


News has reached us to today that the ITV 1 programme I'm a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here may face prosecution on Oz. During the series, which has scored lowly in this year's ratings, the contestants were so hungry that they caught and killed a rat. The Australian RSPCA is considering taking the producers to court for cruelty to animals. What about the poor live cockroach that the new Jungle King Gino ate in the bushtucker trial on Friday night, is what we say.

Saturday 5 December 2009

Who will be in the final?

We think that Stacey is at risk and maybe Danyl. What do you think?

Does anyone else think Joe's teeth are a bit Dracula like?

DJ has a final go


Coming back after what we think was not a great first song, Danyl got emotional on the intro VT (like me like me i am human) he sang a song to reply to all his critics. But it didn't work for us. A little bit like a cruise line cabaret show. Sorry - we think he talented but it didn't happen for us. And what was Simon's face all about?

Stacey has a second chance


Wow the girl from Dagenham looked and sounded like a superstar. She has to go through please - even just to see her hilarious sister in the VT next week! Her brother is quite hot too.

But did she leave her napkin tucked into her dress before she went on stage?

Joe's second go


Clearly the best singer in the competition, Joe was (again) note perfect and gave us a hint of what he might do musically if he were to win. It was a power balled with his cute little sway. The best of the night and it all seemed effortless and the judges looked stunned

Olly goes for it in round two


Firstly what was that tiny tie all about? His moves looked a bit Queen back in the day crossed with someone having a fit, but we ask ourselves whose album would buy? His.

He looked so confident and in control (which cannot be said for the camera man who seemed to drop the camera at one point).

A final place performance we think.

DJ loves a semi


So Danyl is within touching distance of his dream and the theme tonight was perfect was him. He belted out Man in the Mirror. A difficult start which showed in Simon's face. Rocking leather pants, and doing the trick with the microphone, we don't think it was good enough. We think he's at risk tonight.

Stacey did Dannii proud


How did she get into the semi-final? How short was the skirt? All was answered in that performance! But we think her nerves showed through and the moves were a bit to self-conscious. Shame cos we love her and are backing the girl from Dagenham.

Geordie Joe


The cute little 'younger brother' of our Cheryl came out and showed us what his lungs can do. He was note perfect and commanded the stage. Cheryl should be proud. Well done Joe. But why was she the only one standing at the end?

Olly round one


Coming out and doing his Michael Jackson moves to full perfection, Olly showed us he is serious about never going back to that call centre. But we think he started too low and his nerves showed. He looked a bit like a sailor from HMS X Factor. Enough to get him through? We think so, but the backing dancers were ridiculous

Who won the style war this week in X Factor semi final?


Looking like she couldn't decide what outfit to wear, so put on half of both and in desperate need of a comb, our Cheryl was trashed by an elegant Dannii in a decline of the Roman empire off the shoulder number