SUBO has a bit of flu

We saw a flawless performance from Susan Boyle on Sunday's X Factor (although we think she was a bit dull and waved her arms about too much) but rumour has it that it was in fact filmed on Saturday (as was Mariah Carey's - which we exclusively revealed). And she needed two goes to get it right. Apparently she has a touch of the flu.

Get well soon Susan Boyle - being number one and all should keep you smiling

Not funky enough

It would seem that winning and then being a judge on Strictly is not enough to get you into the hottest night club in town, as Alesha (I can dance and judge, honest) Dixon found out to her peril last night when she was turned away from Mayfair nightspot Funky Buddha. Don't worry love, I've been there and it's not that good so you didn't miss much.

Aerican Idol Adam Lambert shocks the VMA

As well as Lopez falling on her arse, the VMA's delivered another shock as American Idol Adam Lambert sang surrounded by an S&M entourage, forced a dancer's face into his crotch and snogged a (male) member of the band. For the full shocking video click the link below:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bk-kBZo0Obk&feature=player_embedded

You're bad singers - so we got you out of there

Rumour has it that the Jedward twins are being lined up to replace Jordan, who dramatically quit the ITV 1 show on Monday. They have been offered between £50,000 to £100,000 to enter the jungle. Considering the tight contract Simon Cowell's company SYCO have them on, we doubt they will do it. Dear old Lucy Jones has apparently been offered a record deal but is not allowed to sign up. And much as we think they would be hilarious, you just can't cover an 18 yr old in cockroaches. Can you?

Katy Price dumps Alex

Shock horror - Katy Price has said she has been "an idiot" over the last seven months and sensationally has dumped cross dressing lover Alex Reid on ITV's "I'm A Celebrity" last night, in an interview with Ant and Dec explaining why she walked out of the show after being voted to do seven bushtucker trials

We are not amused

Rumour has it that Harriet Harman rushed in late to the Privy Council meeting. Her mobile went off and her Majesty was not amused.

"No one important I hope?" she said pointedly

Now rumours about Ethan, Lloyd and Danyl

Now the internet is alive with rumours that Ethan and Lloyd have got together with Danyl. Ethan has tweeted that Lloyd's face is "so smooth" and talked about "spooning" him in bed. This got even more fired up when today Ethan tweeted his best to the twosome. Publicity stunt? See the link below

http://forum.floppop.com/lofiversion/index.php?t45842.html